Enter the world of uncertified, unsanitary, backstreet surgery! Forget health and safety, forget scary scalpels, forget fiddly forceps and forget those funny antiseptic gel dispensers that cover hospital walls. You don’t even have to wash your hands in Alan Probes’ backstreet surgery/slaughterhouse; just show that even with no knowledge of anatomy or medicine, you can save lives on the operating table time after time.
Perform medical marvels using ‘Dr.’ Probes’ choice of precision tools; a pizza cutter for delicate incisions, some salad tongs to remove any foreign objects and a nice neat burn with a lighter followed by a good old needle and thread to close up the wound. The steady beep of the monitor brings the tension to an unbearable level; but a car battery is on standby should you need to restart any hearts.
Developed by the people behind the [adult swim] cartoons, Amateur Surgeon is not for the faint hearted and naturally comes with an age limit attached. However for those of you eager to get your germ-ridden hands slicing up some bodies, the storyline is as humorous as it is stomach churning.